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We're all misfits.
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Alright, you big, big bunch of misfits, you're a scrappy little misfit, just like me.
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Biggest bunch of misfits I've ever seen either bit podcast.
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On today's episode there's a chance that we will get to a handful of recommendations for how to crush off season one and off season two.
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We've had a little bit too much structure lately too much structure for me.
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You gotta check in on the boys.
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You gotta let the boys cook.
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You gotta, you gotta talk.
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So here's what I'll say.
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This episode is definitely for the people that just talked to us about the live chat portion.
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We'll add some extras in there and then it's probably also for people following off season one and off season two.
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So if you're new to the podcast, yeah equal parts either annoying or entertaining, and then informational.
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All done, all done.
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The structure what's up boys?
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What's up?
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What do you guys got?
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You got any live chat for me?
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Oh fuck, yeah, look out that window bro.
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Jesus, fucking Christ, god damn it.
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I got 19 holes of golf in on over across two days and here I am looking out the window at two fucking inches of snow.
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Honestly, why, why, why do we always get fucked like this?
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Why?
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Every at the end of every fucking March, since the dawn of time, you get spring and then you get fucked.
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Yep.
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And that's it.
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Yeah, I saw.
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Actually it was Palmer.
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I saw palmer in the in the parking lot a couple weeks ago and it was fucking freezing, it was so cold, and he's like what, why?
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And I'm like we got a few more coming.
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That doesn't mean it doesn't suck, though, like this morning I had a meeting at nine, walked out in my driveway like 8 845, like plenty of time to to to start my meeting once I got here, and it was like shit.
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I got to shovel a path, um, so that the nanny can come in and like not trudge through the snow, and I had.
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I have this metal shovel that I fucking hate and I have this plastic shovel that I love the plastic one, though, um plastic shovel that I love the plastic one though.
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Um, I don't voice that.
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What do you read?
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That the plastic one's a little broken, but the like.
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There's something about the friction between the snow and the shovel.
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That's very important.
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The, the metal one, the snow sticks to it and it doesn't like.
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It doesn't like slide to the snow, so it I was got that little sharp edge on the front.
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It kind of sucks, um, so I started shoveling with that.
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That didn't work because it's spring snow so it's super heavy and wet.
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May or may not have done the putter throw um with the shovel when found old plastic.
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Um, she, she, she did a lot better, but I just I don't, I don't fucking want it.
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Leave us alone.
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We've had enough.
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All right, so sick of it yeah damn it yeah, me too um, I got, and I got, like a apple weather, which I, but I I don't know I trust as about as much as a cat doing.
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The forecasting says like multiple inches of snow this coming weekend, but the app that that I usually use, accuweather, has no indication of snow this weekend.
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And that seems to be more reliable.
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I've been told that weathergov is the GOAT that's what I use.
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I was about to show you guys.
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You got to trust that it's the best one in the world for sure I like it because it usually tells me more detailed information.
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The funny thing is I actually started using it.
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Oh, it's old school baby this is like you gotta put it.
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Yeah, it looks like a fucking newspaper, great yeah, but dude honestly hunter like deliver every sunday it breaks it down perfectly by like to the hour when you're getting like.
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I have portland bookmarks, so I click, I click on my bookmarks bar takes me right to portland.
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I gotta search for shit.
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Um, it's, yeah, it's, it's definitely the way to go.
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For sure, what do we got?
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I don't know no, your guys are looking good.
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It says a chance, 30 chance of snow showers.
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That for you guys it's like basically drizzle for anybody else motherfucker if it says snow in the forecast.
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I've had enough, Seb.
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We're not okay.
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I'm just saying, like nothing is okay.
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Snow showers for you guys.
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You're like, ah, that's just another Tuesday here in Portland, snow showers.
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For the rest of the country, it's like, oh, we're going to have to wait, I don't.
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I don't care about anything else.
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Well, that makes sense but, friday, saturday, sun, friday night, saturday, saturday night 40, 30, 30, 40 chance yeah, but look, the high on friday is 46 degrees.
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I'm no like scientist, but that should?
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yeah, I'll be, I'll.
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I'll be swinging the sticks on friday.
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I'll be trampling through the goddamn winter marshland in scarborough, but seb you gotta come up on saturday and film hunter and hd swinging a golf club in the snow my favorite hunter is pissed off hunter, but only when he's not mad at me.
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So if I can just laugh at him being angry.
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I'm cool with that, as long as that anger with the golf club doesn't turn to me and my camera.
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Yeah, my version of this is I've been training to PR my Martin's point to cousins Island and back on my bike.
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Um, there's a hill on that route.
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That's a real problem for me.
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Um, I don't think mark listens to the podcast, but the members tell him when we talk shit.
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Um, on the podcast, and that hill he, like it honestly reminds me of my son is going up and down hills now, but I gotta hold his hand.
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Um, that's what it reminds me of.
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Mark is going up the hill twice as fast as me, like, looking back at me, like are you okay?
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Like what are you doing back there?
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Then he gets way ahead and he just stops and it's like I don't understand.
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Like mark's pretty good on a bike, but it's I don't know.
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It's like how can you be that slow?
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It's fucked up.
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So I've been training, um, I'm I'm going to do the first time I go.
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My plan is to take it easy and then see if I can linear progression, like all the way through the summer into the fall.
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I want to see how fast I can get that.
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Like eventually I'll have a fucking race and I'll have people that can actually bike show up and dust me.
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Um, but yeah, that's my version of it, like everyone.
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Like I'm like looking at the shoulders, like, all right, are these babies cleaned up?
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Are they dry?
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Am I going to get hit with rocks while cars drive by and all that shit?
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So yeah, yeah, I've, I've had a.
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I've had enough of this.
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Is this where you go?
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Um, where is that what's?
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Oh, yes, yeah.
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Um, where is that what's?
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Oh, yes, yeah.
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So that the, the bridge that's kind of on the left, um, I will cross that.
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So I come from the bottom left corner, I cross that bridge, then you go on to cousin's island.
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I haven't been across the other one, oh, never mind.
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That's mac, that's mackworth, and so, yes, I do the, the, the.
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I can't fucking put my.
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I'm like using my mouse, like it's.
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The viewers are gonna see this.
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Um, the, the bridge on the left takes me across into falmouth and then you have to ride sort of way out and what would be the right side of this photo.
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So I didn't realize that was mackworth.
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I thought that was.
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So, yeah, it's a good ride.
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Um, people on route 88 and falmouth are like cool about because I don't, I don't love riding around my house.
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It's sketchy as fuck, but like going out in that area.
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Wide road too right, that's like a, it's a wide road cycle and like people and people in that part of falmouth are like kayaking and and biking at the same time and like they're, that's what they do.
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Like I don't know, I don't know if they have jobs over there or what, but um, that they understand, they understand the life for sure.
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So, um, that's where the cyclist terror group that's like the, that's the, that's the hub and just like safe to ride around here and we're going to decide what part of the greater Portland area we're going to terrorize with egregious traffic violations and irritation of regular vehicles.
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It's a conglomerate.
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Woke up last week, couldn't open the right side of my mouth all the way Figured that wasn't good.
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Went to the dentist Impacted, infected wisdom tooth on the bottom right.
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I was kind of pissed about taking antibiotics because obviously it bombs your gut and they're not the greatest thing in the world.
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But I can open my mouth all the way now, so that's kind of a cool feature Once that goes away, and they're not the greatest thing in the world, but I can open my mouth all the way now, so that's kind of a cool feature.
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Once that goes away it's not the greatest, um, but by the end of the day I basically have a headache from like here, like like front of my mouth all the way up to the side of my head.
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Um, but I have a vacation coming up.
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I got mayhem classic coming up.
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I have fucking 12 variations of semi-finals.
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I'm going to indianapolis, I'm going to syndicate crown.
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So I don't know when they're gonna take it out of my head, but hopefully soon.
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Just the one, you guys have your wisdom teeth out I got
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perfect genes didn't need to take them out.
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I actually don't know, and I admittedly you don't know if you have your wisdom teeth In like five years.
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Well, so I'm pretty sure that I have them and they're fully in and they're like they're fine, Because I remember when I went to the military dentist they were like they're there, but if they don't hurt, like there's no reason to get them removed.
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Yeah, and from everything I've heard, it's kind of miserable.
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Yeah, so it hasn't.
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I'm almost positive.
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I have all my wisdom teeth in my mouth.
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Yeah, I'd be, less angry if I didn't have them but yeah, we gotta.
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We gotta have hunter have his wisdom teeth taken out, um, see if that works.
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Uh, yeah, just one, the like.
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The two top ones are completely fine.
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The other side is fine and they're like you're messing potentially with nerves and you got to get through a bunch of bone to get there.
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They are fucking huge, by the way, like my x-ray I thought they were two teeth.
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They are so huge and they're just buried back there in your like jaw, behind your molars can't see them like.
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So this side's, this side's coming out and it got infected, which isn't fun.
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So, yeah, that's my life chat.
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Other one have to shout out Colorado State University.
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For anybody that's watching the NCAA tournament, csu doesn't pop up too often.
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They went on like a 11 or 12 game win streak to get into the tournament and then beat memphis, who's like a perennial, really good basketball school, and then took maryland, who's also one of the one of the top programs in the country, to the brink in the country to the brink really shitty to watch though.
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Um down two with maybe 10 seconds left.
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Hit a three-pointer with three seconds left to go up one um, and then the number two player in the country gets the ball with three seconds left, runs a little iso play, hits a crazy bank shot, although it was a travel.
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We don't have that in our back pocket.
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We get to pull that out.
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I don't think they should have called it.
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You don't really call those in that moment.
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Um, the nba and ncaa have different rules on the travel.
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You can do a gather step in the nba.
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It's like basically like sort of that in between, like you're picking up your dribble, did you actually like stop?
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But in NCAA there's no gather step rule.
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So he definitely took a gather step, but it's like can you imagine if the refs in a situation like that because he took an extra half a step or like I don't think I knew that I watched.
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Yeah, anytime I see NBA highlights.
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I'm like I don, I watched anytime I see NBA highlights.
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I'm like I feel like that guy just took 14 steps before he did the layup.
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Oh, don't do it to me.
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Oh, that was pretty belligerent.
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It seemed like.
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So, that isn't a travel in the NBA.
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That is not a travel in the NBA.
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He has gather step one, two shoot.
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Give me a replay, seb.
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Oh, yep, one sec.
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Little piece of me dies every time you play this it's I.
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Just one wisdom tooth.
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Let me know if you got a yeah, yeah, once, yeah, okay they're also like I wouldn't have noticed that in the moment I mean, I also don't play basketball, but like yeah you don't play basketball.
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You don't want the refs to take over like that.
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No, you didn't win it's like yeah.
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I don't love that.
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I think it sucks for Colorado State, but I think for the sake of March Madness, we haven't had enough buzzer beaters, so this kind of gives you a little bit of that taste.
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They gave you a fucking buzzer beater.
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There was one.
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Go back, Give me.
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I need the shot.
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Before that you got to find me that shot.
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Show me the three pointer.
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Let me wind it up, and then I'll get it ready.
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Just give me one sec.
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It's a great.
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The best player on the team you know pushes into the lane, kicks it out.
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This dude, what did?
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chat gpt say about main weather, let me uh play this this clip real quick ready.
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Let me know.
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If for some reason it's lagging, here we go all right, so nine seconds left.
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That's the buzzer beater full play, but yeah okay, here I'll rewind it.
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I, I didn't know I signed up to be like a tv, like producer of live you did.
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You did when you started.
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Well, when you started doing this fancy share screen nonsense well, how else should we produce a podcast?
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you guys have references and not all of us don't share screens we just, we just verbally tell people what we're thinking and they definitely everything visually.
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That is a great pass that's a great shot.
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That's big but still 71, 70.
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I don't know if I would have called it a buzzer.
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Take it out of bounds.
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Gather one man it's tough it to the eye, it just does look like he's just fucking running with the ball he covers like he's also fucking huge.
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Yeah, he's so big, like those two steps are, and he is.
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Are they pretty consistent calling that or are they just like was that one of those calls?
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It was just like oh, you decided to call that at this point in the game.
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No, that wouldn't have gotten called anywhere like the the rule, the rule is in college, even in college.
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I don't think so.
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No, especially not on that guy, because he is the like.
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Normally he would be the best player in college basketball, but the kid from Maine is actually, like, by far the best player in college basketball, which is crazy.
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I don't know if you knew that Hunter.
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No, when is he from?
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He is from, so the high school is Nokom, which is like newport area, so like hour and a half north of us, roughly something like that like not quite up to bangor, that sort of thing.
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He transferred to the like, the top, one of the top places in the country, um, but he goes to duke and he is a fucking hard-o too.
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He, like a like, will dunk on you and then, like, scream in your grandmother's face.
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Fuck, yeah, get some.
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Yeah, he's, it's really funny From your granny.
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He's got a really good commercial right now.
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It's very like if you're from Maine, you completely understand it.